Help the owner recover their tablet

If you found this, admire it a bit. Look at it at all sides and wonder what is it that's in your hands. No. Don't try to touch the screen to wake it. It's old school so press a button. Now after you tried all the button. Give a shout. Yell as loud as you can. Just yell out "Hey I found something!!" or "Will the owner of this thing, please stand up!!" or something else that's weird or strange or funny. Just use this situation to go batshit crazy.